The kid who had a dangerous hobby:

When my son Seth was little, he would beg his brother to put him in this particular pillow case and swing him around.

I know it’s insane and the only reason I’m telling you now is because they are grown up and I can’t lose custody of them pic.twitter.com/OCTe1vyjkY

— Omnintensivist (@GoodishIntent) October 27, 2019

The kid who had opinions about accessorizing:

I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad said

“He’s upset his gloves match his jacket.” pic.twitter.com/hYMJRbZxkf

— 🐻 ruffin cosplay 🐻 @ ONLYFANS (@SparkyROAR) January 13, 2018

The kid who made their own rules:

Found while walking dog from r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

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